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David Burge @iowahawkblog
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Today's #GloomyDave forecast: Hawkeye Homecoming Deathmobile gets turtle-waxed

Maryland 31
Iowa 4
I am legit gloomy about this one. As soon as Iowa figures out the forward pass, they have to face 40 mph winds. Trap game with Penn St next week. Maryland has been schizophrenic, but they beat Texas and average like 250 yds on the ground.
In case you were wondering, here are the #MarbleGame standings going into today's games. Iowa has 293 marbles, Maryland 207. If IA wins, new marble count will be IA 334, MD 166; if MD wins it will be IA 220, MD 280.…
if games all go as expected, top 4 marble counts after today will be

1. Ohio State 543
2. Notre Dame 518
3. Clemson 461
4. Alabama 453
FWIW, based on visual evidence, college football looks to me like Alabama and the 129 Dwarfs. Being #3 in marble standing reflects the fact they've won against fairly mediocre competition.
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