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Shamus McGillicuddy @ShamusMc1
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I spent my lunchbreak watching Trump’s post-#midterm #TrumpPressConference. Here’s what I heard (thread):

#DonaldJTrump #MAGA?
“I held 30 rallies and none of them had empty seats.”

“we had many tremendous people who were not known but will be known.”

“we picked up senate seats. Looks like 3. Could be 4. Maybe 2. But it’s a lot.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
"Dems bombarded us with money, even though all the billionaires gave us boatloads of cash.”

"We lost sitting committee chairmen, but they weren’t going to be chairmen anymore because we have rules."

“My midterm was better than Obama’s.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“I like Oprah, but I don’t think she likes me anymore.”

“We have 3 great women governors. Very talented. Women. Love ‘em.”

“Rednecks in rural states love Kavanaugh.”

“Kavananaugh is a justice now. Not a judge.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“Some people didn’t embrace me, and I feel just fine about it.”

“Mia Love was held hostage in Venezuela, but she gave me no love, Mia Love.”

Barbara Comstock did not want the embrace. The EMBRACE.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“Larry Kudlow is a young man who says the economy is great.”

“Mitch McConnell and I are in a relationship that people don’t understand.”

“Nancy Pelosi works very hard. let’s do infrastructure, trade, drugs.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“Even if we had a 2 or 3 person GOP majority in the House, we wouldn’t have been able to govern. Common sense says the GOP can’t govern. The Dems have a plan… maybe they can MAGA?”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“The Democrats want to investigate. Fatigue. Investigation fatigue. You got noting. Zero. Nothing. Omerta.”

“The government has a lot of rats who keep telling the public how terrible i am.”

"Pelosi is saying ‘uniting’ and ‘bipartisanship.’”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“We won’t be doing this that or the other thing. We’ll send everything to the center.”

“Let’s have a bipartisan situation. Beautiful."

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“We’ll get something that Dems and some Republicans can support.”

“We’re thriving on economic and military. GDP is unbelievable.”

“I’ve fixed trade.”

#MAGA #TrumpPressConference
“Let’s put partisanship aside and continue my economic miracle.”

“Everyone congratulates me whenever they come to my office.”

“Dead industries are back and miners are digging holes again.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“I want crystal clear water for my Diet Cokes. Also, our air is the cleanest it’s ever been. Environmental is very important.”

“So many hands! and they are all so much bigger than my pasty paws!"

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“I’m sure the Dems will come up with some fantastic ideas. I don’t have any left.”

“Dems agree that we need a wall. and it’s already being built, even though it isn’t. now we have army guys down there to stop the nasty."

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“I wrote a check for $700 billion for military things.”

“Shutdown possible because of my stupid wall. Wall is good for me… but maybe not for country.”

“Cabinet, we are looking at different people. but i’m mostly extremely happy with the cabinet.

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“I am an open book. Dems can’t understand my tax returns because they’re very complex. My attorneys are big and respected.”

“My filings are long and people are disappointed by the length.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“My audits will never end because my company is too big to understand.”

“Why are you asking about Oprah? I’m president.”

“I know more than Dems know about things."

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“Caravan is an invasion, but i want them to come into the country legally. i want a process. we need the people.”

“This caravan didn’t come from Hollywood.”

“Put down the mic you nasty man. CNN should be ashamed.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“You got pipe bombs because you are fake news and enemy of the people.”

JFC what a toxic monster.

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“I cherish ICE. Just like I cherish women. I want to hold them close.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“no collusion. No anything. hackers in moscow. i don’t know about that. tax problems and loans and nothing to do with my campaign. Mueller is spending too much money and there is no collusion. Collusion. cuh loo shun.”

#MAGA? #TrumpPressConference
“Mueller’s very angry team is bad for the country.”

“I’ll give you voter suppression. I’m not responding to you, black lady. Sit down please."

“I don’t understand accents.”

“All the minorities have jobs.”

“People have jobs, so hate crimes and hateful division doesn’t matter. Winning."

i’m done. back to work.

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