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Yinka Ogunnubi @yinkanubi
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Many relationship surveys have identified, Money, Sex and Children as the biggest issues couple fight over. So I thought to do a thread about the other silly and ridiculous things married couples fight over.

I will start with a few and you can add more as well.

A THREAD!
TOOTHPASTE

As silly as this sounds, it is the source of a lot of fights in homes. So one person likes to press it from the middle and another from the bottom. Usually the one who complains is the bottom presser. So how do you solve this problem? Use separate toothpaste. Chikena
BEDSHEETS

So you have one partner (usually the guy) who can sleep on mattress made or unmade while you have the other (usually the babe) who can't sleep unless the bedsheet is new or bed is laid. Imagine a scenario where the former goes to bed before the latter. WW3 Loading....
FOOD

"What do you want to eat?" As innocent as this question is, it has led to several bitter quarrels. One party wants to cook what the other wants to eat. The other just wants to eat and wonders why this Q&A has to be a daily routine. How to resolve this? Do a food timetable
PHONE CALLS

For some reason, married couples feel entitled to their partners time all the time. That means if I call you, you MUST pick. So small things like a spouse not picking can lead to fights. It doesn't matter if she/he is in a board meeting. You must to pick. Oh Cmon!
SORRY

This one is the silliest. So one partner complains about something and the other partner said "Sorry". But then it becomes a fight because saying just "sorry" doesn't sound sincere. So the other takes offense because saying "I am sorry" is much better. We get wahala o!
LATENESS

Imagine you wake wifey up early to get ready for church. Yet you are in the car before her waiting knowing yet again that you will be late for service. This is the reality of many husbands on Sunday. How do you solve this? Don't kee yourself, just accept your destiny😊
PARKING / DRIVING LESSONS

This mainly concerns Ladies. They always have the uncanny ability to know how you must drive and where you must park. And they can be very loud about it. Ladies, a word of advise. Guys don't like to be told what to do when driving. Do this = Less Fight
Please feel free to add more silly and ridiculous fights that married couples have. Our marriages will succeed. Amen!
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