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The hatred of cargo shorts is unfair, especially coming from women. My wife always wants me to carry her ID and phone when we go out because she doesnt feel like bringing a purse. But if I wear shorts with extra pockets to accommodate, suddenly Im the nerd? That's fake news folks
And if I try wearing a fanny pack, she really gets bent out of shape. The hypocrisy is unbelievable.
Let me tell you this: a man in cargo shorts, a fanny pack, and velcro shoes is a man who knows how to combine practicality and stylishness. A real keeper, ladies. Be on the lookout.
I feel like I rallied a lot of support with the first tweet but then I kept talking and alienated all of my supporters. Story of my life, basically.
