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The real problem, tho, is the same as it was with Blair - that ghastly fucking Come On Guys bumptious Christian School prefect Tiggerism. Most people most of the time just want to be left alone without some gurning gimp forcing you out into the playground in the rain to...
...fucking line dance. It’s the vicar-at-the-disco pick-litter-for-the-queen Hurrah-for-the-blackshirts Red-fucking-Nose-Day ghastly patronising forced faux *cheerfulness* which is the most contemptible thing about Johnson & the pack of swivel-eyed zealots surrounding him. It’s..
...time for all true patriots to rise up in our grumpy millions & tell the mad enthusiast monster to fuck off & leave us alone & reassert the real British values of laughing at the keens & moaning about everything else. Brexit is too optimistic an enterprise for us. Bin it now!
In short, everything started going wrong with Britain when Tory psychopaths started eroding our birthright at Britons to sneer at success. Tomorrow IS NOT another day: it’s just yesterday again without the tiny redemptive bonus of comparative novelty. We shit & we’ll die, so...
...why waste our lives by pandering to the hubristic hobbyism of boring dorks like Johnson when we could be laughing & loving & loathing as we choose instead? The mulish fight back starts here!
