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This is domestic policy Mad Libs.
"Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a tax credit program for spouses of veterans who start charter schools located on family farms."
"Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish same-day voter registration for LGBTQ allies who start carbon sequestration programs that operate for three years in mixed-density neighborhoods."
"Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish dental care savings accounts for green jobs entrepreneurs who start handgun buyback programs that operate for three years in food deserts."
