PROSECUTORS: Here's the strongest, most well-documented case of impeachable conduct in U.S. history. And we skipped over 98% of Trump's impeachable conduct to show it to you.
DEFENSE: Go fuck yourself.
There it is.
(1) Hold public House hearings every day;
(2) bring at least one new article of impeachment per month;
(3) go on TV daily to warn America that Trump is an ongoing threat to national security.
This impeachment would just be *this week's* impeachment hearing.