1. Bias (Morons)
2. I use behavioural investing principles (Idiot)
3. I am a quant (Uses moving average+prayers)
4. Momentum investing (SMA+EMA+I don't wtf it is)
5. Trend follower (CNBC stock tips)
1/3
7. Advisor (Mostly distributor)
8. Wealth accelerator (Don't know wtf this is)
9. Mentor (I have a double deluxe seminar to sell)
10. Fundamental analysis (I use screener)
11. Gap trader (Go boldly into all gaps)
2/3
13. Empower investors (Premier Padmini stocks tips package)
14. Ex-CIO (I give stock tips now)
15. Value investor (Frustrated failed technical analyst)
3/3