Jeep: You’re cool.
Dodge: Let’s hit the gym and bulk up.
People went absofuckinglutely bananas.
No credit? No problem!
Bad credit? No problem!
No verifiable income? No problem!
No pulse? Hey, these things already kind of look like a Hearse right?
Just please get these horrible hunks of ass of the lot!!!
Dealers lower the MSRP from $27,995 to $25,995
Factory Rebate: $4,000-$5,000
The dealership, who will get a kickback for selling distressed product at a high volume adds another $4,000-$5,000 discount
so people who would have been laughed+
Remember all of the first wave buyers? The folks who left the dealerships a few years ago paying $40k for the same PT Cruiser your cousin Curtis just picked up for $15k and change?
But the tears/calls to the police don’t really start until Mr. Smith remembers he still owes like $12,000 to the bank for that same PT Cruiser...