Thread by @HoarseWisperer

Okay, take a ride with me, friends.

As y’all know, I’m a Twitter rando as shocked as anybody to have suddenly found an audience.

It’s been... interesting.

One of the funniest aspects: getting added to lists.

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For the most part, being added to lists is flattering.

Most folks make lists of people they want to read - and it’s a humbling compliment to be added to one of those...

...but then there are the trolly hate lists.

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The right wing hatebots who craft lists of hated accounts are a comical lot.

As you might expect, they tend to be rather unbright. I mean, I’m just gonna block ‘em.

For fun, let’s take a tour of today’s clean out...

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First, you have the Worked-Up One-Shot Wonders.

They like to create thematic lists - and they LOVE hyperbolic list names.

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Then you have the tiny-peckered boys in their mom’s basement.

These specimens love to flex despite being reliant on their mothers for a steady stream of Hot Pockets.

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Then you’ve got your crowd of angry, relatively recent college grads who think their B+ in Poli Sci makes them an expert in Bolshevism and such.

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My absolute favorite though are people like this character.

People who create a whole sh**load of hyperbolic lists and then add you to ALL of them.

This poor specimen put me on six lists. I think she needs a hobby.

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Ah, Twitter... that magical place where good people talk amongst themselves while morons yell into the ether... right up until getting blocked.

Rest In Peace, Catherine De Plorable. I hardly knew ye.

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p.s. as an added bonus prize, feast your eyes on this genius.

A personal fave.