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Taylor Griffin @tgriffinnc
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I’m watching Hannity so you don’t have to.
Hannity brings up the “where is the DNC server?” canard and we’re only a few minutes in. google.com/amp/s/amp.thed…
Hannity calls criticism of Trump’s debacle of a meeting with Putin, “sick” and “pathological.”
Hannity says Trump made it perfectly clear that he supports our intelligence agencies. Plays montage of Trump saying hacking was Russia. Does not mention all the times Trump saud he believes Putin.
There’s the false equivalence with that Obama hot mic clip where he tells Putin he’ll have “more flexibility after the election.” We all knew it was coming. Hannity apparently forgot that Putin didn’t intervene to help Obama win.
There we go, Page and Strzok. I just got nonsense Bingo!
And we’re on to Judge Jeanine Pirro. Arguing Trump is really super tough on Russia. Offers hundreds of Russians killed as example. Nonsense shifting into high gear now.
Uh oh, Mark Levin is coming up, and Hannity says he’s REALLY mad at the media this time. Wait, isn’t ranting about the media what Levin does every day?
Levin removes his glasses thoughtfully, before attacking the media: “We’ve got a lot of psychopaths.” Profound indeed.
Why do they call this boob “The Great One” anyway?
Here goes Levin’s patented montage of historical whattaboutisms. FDR “gave half of Europe to Stalin at Yalta.”
And of course, Levin gives us the litany of all of Obama’s foreign policy screw-ups. So, apparently a-ok when Trump makes the same mistakes.
Seb Gorka! He’s smart because he has a super posh British accent! PS, he’s an immigrant.
Dan Bongino really getting outraged now as he tells us he’s “done with outrage campaigns.”
Dan Bongino picks up Judge Jeanine absurdity and games it to next level. “Trump ordered an attack on hundreds of Russian mercenaries in Syria.” No he didn’t. But also, I thought the Idea is that we weren’t supposed to go to war with Russia.
Hannity wraps it up with “strange times we’re living in, sadly they’re more corrupt than I ever thought, and they’re dead.” I have no idea what he’s talking about, but RIP I guess.
And that’s a wrap on Hannity. I’m now approximately 1% dumber. I would have been better off spending the last hour huffing glue.
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