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top three accents when british people try to do an american accent: 1930s gangster, animatronic cowboy, surfer dude

top three accents when americans try to do a british accent: dick van dyke in mary poppins, michael caine, australian
hmm maybe surfer dude is not quite as popular as that agent smith style: MissteRRR AndeRRson can't you HeaRR how well i'm hitting all my HaRRRd RRRs like a newscasteRRRR voice*
peter serafinowicz having a very fake american accent is actually perfect for a surreal originless character like The Tick
trying to make my accent weirder on purpose by listening to keanu reeeves in the devil's advocate and dracula back to back
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