Thread by @cjbjcjbj

We want Brexit!
Oh, ok, what does Brexit mean?
Brexit means Brexit!
Right. But what do you want precisely?
Brexit!
Right. Is this Brexit?
No!
Is this Brexit?
No!
1/100

Is this Brexit?
Uhm, maybe, let's take a look... No!
Please, look again
Uhm, uhm, uhm ... No!
Please, look once more
Uhm, uhm, uhm ... No!
2/100

So, what then is Brexit?
Brexit means Brexit!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
3/100

Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
Ok, let's give it another try. Is this Brexit?
No!
4/100

Are we ever going to understand what you want?
Brexit!
This Brexit?
No!
This Brexit?
No!
...
Why don't you want to give us our Brexit?
...
We want our Brexit now!
....
5/100

We're being denied our Brexit!
Which Brexit?
Brexit!
This Brexit?
No!
This Brexit?
No!
This Brexit?
No!
This Brexit?
No!
6/100

Could you please look carefully at this shiny Brexit we made you?
Uhm, maybe, let's take a look... No!
Please, look again
Uhm, uhm, uhm ... No!
Please, look once more
Uhm, uhm, uhm ... No!
...
...
You don't even know what you mean by Brexit
That's a vicious lie!
7/100

Ok, so what is Brexit?
Brexit!
Please elaborate
Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit!
You're not really being clear
Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit!
8/100

Well, er ...
Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit! Brexit!
9/100

Ok, ok, ok, let's try to break this down. Do you want a tiny Brexit?
Ehm, ehm, no!
Do you want a small Brexit?
Ehm, ehm, no!
Do you want a medium sized Brexit?
Ehm, ehm, no!
Do you want a large Brexit?
Ehm, ehm, no!
10/100

Do you want a humongous Brexit?
Ehm, ehm, no!
Maybe no Brexit at all?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
...
...
11/100

Let's talk about Gibraltar
F*** you
...
12/100

We're gonna show you how it's done. Here's a motion
No!
Bummer. Here's another motion
No!
Bummer. Here's another motion
No!
Bummer. Here's another motion
No!
Bummer. Here's another motion
No!
Bummer. Here's another motion
No!
13/100

Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
14/100

We've got it. Indicative votes!
nr1
No!
nr2
No!
nr3
No!
nr4
No!
nr5
No!
nr6
No!
Nr7
No!
Nr8
No!
15/100

Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
16/100

Let's try indicative votes again, but 4 in stead of 8.
nr1
No!
nr2
No!
nr3
No!
nr4
No!
17/100

Let's go to Brussels!
Yea!
We want a different Brexit
Which one?
The Brexity Brexit!
...
You know, the one we asked for hundred times before
The unicorn one?
Yea! We want that!
Won't happen
F*** you!
18/100

Look, here's the Brexit but with a ribbon on it
No!
The same Brexit, rotated 90 degrees
No!
The same Brexit, but with a knife in Theresa's back
No!
The same Brexit, but with a knife in Boris' back
No!
The same Brexit, but with a knife in Jeremy's copy of Das Kapital
No!
19/100

Let's have elections!
No!
Let's have another referendum!
No!
Let's secede Scotland!
No!
Let's secede Northern Ireland!
20/100

Now we're talking about Northern Ireland, did anyone see those Sinn Fein guys? Do they care?
F*** you
21/100

Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
Order!
22/100

Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
Leave!
Remain!
23/100

Here's the proposal we last voted on two day ago. Let's try again. Who knows.
No!
Please?
No!
Pleeaaaase?
No!
24/100

May we ask for an extension?
Why?
Because we don't know what to do yet
Ha, gotcha, you don't know yourselves what Brexit is
We do
You don't
Do
Don't
Do
Tell us
Brexit means Brexit
25/100 (to be continued ...)

Ok, here we go again. Let's vote.
Indicative votes?
No!
Motions?
No!
Agreements?
No!
Order!
Order!
Order!
26/100

Can we have our extension extended?
Say what?
Our extension. We want it extended.
Why?
I wanna talk to Jeremy
But he's been sitting five meters from you for all these years
Meters?
Yards, inches, whatever. What do you want to talk about?
Brexit
In what way?
In a Brexit way
27/100

Is there any Brexit Jeremy and you might agree on?
Yes! Sure!
Like, for instance?
Brexit!
The unicorn one again?
Maybe
...
If Jeremy and I agree on a unicorn Brexit you cannot deny it to us
Yes we can
Our parliament is older than yours
So?
It carries more weight
F*** you
28/100

You're just playing for time
No we aren't
Yes you are
Aren't
Are
Aren't
Are
Can we postpone this discussion until later?
29/100

Longer extension means participating in European elections
Don't want to
Why not?
We're leaving the EU anyway
So you agree to the deal?
No!
You want a no deal Brexit?
No!
Sounds like you might be staying
No!
What will you do?
Brexit!
30/100 (to be continued)