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The CFP for TrashCon is open! Please submit your talk ideas for us to make fun of!
If you require travel sponsorship, don't bother applying. We want successful speakers, and you sound far too poor to be successful.
If you'd like an honorarium, fuck right off with that shit unless you're Barack Obama. Just kidding--only white dudes keynote TrashCon.
We expect a "you've just interviewed at @businessinsider" level of thank-you note if we select your talk.
You will attend the entire four day conference if you give a talk. You're speaking here--your worthless family in whatever shithole you come from isn't.
When we snap and yell at you, you should be prepared to accept that with grace and aplomb.
Speaking here is a privilege, despite our inability to spell privilege properly.
Never forget, we've got actual good speakers we can use instead of you. This CfP is just for you--the littlest of people.
See you at TrashCon.
Hugs, puppies, and go fuck yourself,
Brian Sullivan
Hugs, puppies, and go fuck yourself,
Brian Sullivan
