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If the UK Government’s forthcoming No Deal Info campaign were honest it’d contain things like the following...
Supplies of 🐖 and 🐓 are not guaranteed

We urge you to eat 🥩 and 🐑 instead
Imports of cod and haddock are not assured

We urge you to eat mackerel and haddock instead
Supplies of medication could be disrupted

We urge you to talk to your pharmacy as soon as possible
Your European Health Insurance Card will no longer work

Take out health insurance before any trip
Do not try to cross the border in Ireland - checks and tailbacks are expected
Long delays are expected at channel ports

Priority will be given to goods transport and we reserve the right to cancel non-essential ferry bookings at short notice
Shortages of some foodstuffs and household essentials are expected, and prices of others will increase after a No Deal Brexit

Check with your supermarket for details
If travelling in other European countries, check with your mobile phone company and with your bank what additional charges will apply
Are they really going to do ads like this? I doubt it.

And sorry - third tweet here should say mackerel and *herring*. I had haddock on the brain it seems.
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