In case you're wondering, this isn't how trial litigation works
Usually you have facts rather than rhetoric, and don't personally attack your party opponent
Watching Trump's defense is—for a lawyer—like it'd be if you watched a) a plumber fix a sink with a pipe bomb, b) a construction worker saw a board with a burrito, c) a gardener garden with fire ants
Sekulow and Cipollone may as well be hot dog vendors who accidentally walked in off the street and were asked to pound a lectern for 30 minutes and say "words"