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@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 Surprisingly, SpongeBob and Bane have a lot in common: Both have super strength and durability, both are master martial artists. If memory serves me correctly, SpongeBob, like Bane, can even increase his mass (I've seen clips of the cartoon where SpongeBob looks bigger than
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 normal, as If he was filling with water or air). However, SpongeBob has some interesting advantages over Bane, including a better resistance to pain and the ability to heal/regenerate fast. Indeed, even if he is torn into pieces, burned or suffers and explosion, he can
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 quickly regenerate and be normal again. The dude is basically impossible to kill. Indeed, Bane's favorite move, the backbreaker, wont even work on SpongeBob; he'd just bend, not break.

SpongeBob also has the advantage when it comes to speed. True, Bane is faster than he looks,
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 but Batman, who moves at peak level speed, can still defeat him. This is intriguing, considering that Bane, with his venom, can lift up to 10 tons. One would think with all that super strength, he'd have super speed, but we have to remember that he increases mass when he juices
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 up, thus inhibiting any speed increase he might otherwise have. SpongeBob, however, moves like a crack addict on his 50th cup of coffee. He can really book it, despite living underwater (try running underwater with diving equipment, then try running on land. Notice the speed
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 difference). Tre, Spongebob is a marine creature, and thus one would think better deigned to move rapidly underwater, but...just look at the dude. He's basically built like a hybrid of man and Gouda cheese, no obvious design for speedy underwater travel. He seems better designed
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 as a land living creature, thus would seemingly have the same water restriction problems as we would if trying to run underwater. And yet he can still book it! At super speed! Makes me wonder how fast he would be on land...
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 Now, one advantage Bane has over SpongeBob is no doubt combat experience, having lived in harsh, dangerous environment since boyhood (was sent to Pena Duro prison for a crime his father committed. he was a boy going to an adult's prison, one of the worst on DC earth). So Bane
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 has a bloodthirsty, vindictive streak that would give SpongeBob serious nightmares., Indeed, Bane also has a killer instinct as well.

But, let's be honest, Bane works best when he studies his opponent for a time, when he causes bad things to occur in his opponent's life in
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 order to weaken him. This was how he broke the Bat. But he wont have that luxury here; this is a #WhoWouldWinShow battle, and they have no idea who each other are.

Plus, even with prep time and serious study...I doubt that SpongeBob has reason to worry. His speed and
@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @AliLevineDesign @Sinjun45 @3RShow @delvin_cox @MediaTekRundown @TheShawnG @getMetal @BehindTheRant @MikeSchmidt09 regeneration alone is enough to give Bane a serious problem. Combined with his own super strength, durability and mastery of the martial arts, I must conclude...
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