As everyone knows, the facts available to investors today are very different than the facts that they had yesterday. Not. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/10/10… Real value is delivered by making predictive statements about events before they happen, not telling a retrofitted story afterward.
As everyone knows, the facts available to investors so far today are completely different than the facts they had yesterday. So the NASDAQ is green. Everything is perfectly explainable if you retrofit! 
Telling made up stories is excellent muppet bait. Many people are comforted by a fabricated narrative. "Why are markets suddenly bouncing back? News late Thursday that President Trump would meet next month with Chinese leader Xi Ji" amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/10/12…
The stock market is up today because Lindsey Buckingham has brought a lawsuit against Fleetwood Mac for kicking him out. Everyone knows this. Channel checks confirm this.
