1) Dude tries to join ISIS, talks out some relatively well-developed plans of stoking conflict between militias and the military.
2) This got me thinking regarding the wired dildos getting mailed to prominent liberals.
3) Now, note, I do not believe this was a right-winger. I have several things causing me to think that.
4) First off, the names involved. Brennan. Noodles, aka DWS. Holder. De Niro now. Not sure about others yet, unsure how many of the congressional ones are false alarms.
5) These are names that are in the mind of someone paying attention to current political discourse, and remembers PAST political discourse. Almost NO ONE talks about Noodles/DWS nowadays.
6) If its someone on the right paying attention, then they would also know that we’re about to win big in the midterms. Domestic terrorism is historically NOT something done by the winning side.
7) Let me reiterate: Because Noodles name popped up, its someone that doesn’t get ALL their information from the MSM. And if it was someone on the right, they would by that logic know the polls are lying the same way they were in 2016. They’d know the right was winning.
8) Second off, the ISIS flag-style ‘git r done’, the catchphrase of Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry the fucking Cable Guy was a parody of rednecks that only people living in cities actually enjoyed.
The chances of it being a right winger drop drastically as a result.
Larry the fucking Cable Guy was a parody of rednecks that only people living in cities actually enjoyed.
The chances of it being a right winger drop drastically as a result.
9) However, as much as a lot of people I really do respect the opinions of say this was a lefty, and this general maneuver would fit the pattern of a Libtard, I’m not 100% sold on it now. I’d like to present two alternate hypotheses.
10) Well, 3, really. This could be the work of the meth-addled nonpartisan supervillain Florida Man, living in DWS’ congressional district, being a crazy asshole. This is the one I’m leaning towards.
11) The second possibility? Someone from /pol/. Smart enough to be paying attention to political discourse via a steady drip of memes for the past 2 years, dumb enough to do this hoax to begin with.
12) I’ve known 4chan culture for awhile now. I was there when curtains and dogs were discovered as the kryptonite of /b/. Those crazy fucks almost fetishize getting partyvanned, getting raided by the FBI for some stupid stunt.
13) Don’t believe me? Look up the history of the LOIC program (low orbit ion cannon), a software program channers downloaded in mass to willingly turn their computers into a DDoSing botnet. They CELEBRATED the FBI raids from that.
14) Third, and this is the scary one. Probably the most depressing too.
A lone wolf inspired by ISIS.
A lone wolf inspired by ISIS.
15) But why the fake bombs? Easy. The FBI has seeded fake bombmaking guides throughout the internet as traps. Its a very elegant trap.
16) Same basic idea as an undercover officer selling a bunch of play-doh or some shit to some idiot making a car bomb. They get the evidence they need of intent, and they guarantee that whatever the idiot does make is utterly harmless.
17) But someone fucks up. Dude slips through the cracks, gets the blueprints but isn’t tracked down immediately.
18) This doesn’t have to be some grand conspiracy. The MSM’s reactions to the mailed dildos is very rote, very standardized.
19) Its their greatest strength and weakness. Its a strength in that their coverage is wall to wall, it floods the airwaves, and they dont need to coordinate, just blindly copy-pasting talking points.
20) It is a weakness in that it is so predictable and so ultimately uncontrollable that they will inevitably hype themselves into greater and greater fits of idiocy, with CNN leading the charge right over the fucking cliff.
21) So, it leads me to ask, what’s the actual goal here? What was the motivation?
22) A right winger wouldn’t have the motivation of being on the losing side to spur this action. A leftie would have to know this would be traced back to him within a week and backfire horribly.
23) So, ask yourselves, who gives so little of a fuck that they dont care how quick this would come right back to bite them in the ass?
24) That’s what my 3 hypotheses have in common. The psychotic Florida Man, the /pol/tard doing it for the lulz, the ISIS inspired lone wolf. None of them would give a flying fuck about being caught.
ALL of them stand to benefit via psychoses, amusement, or ideology.
ALL of them stand to benefit via psychoses, amusement, or ideology.
25) Just some food for thought.
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