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I am the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
I'm familiar with all forms of treason, explicit and tacit.
I know every deal in business and every diamond's facet.
If you have a wad of cash, I sincerely hope you'll pass it.
I'm familiar with all forms of treason, explicit and tacit.
I know every deal in business and every diamond's facet.
If you have a wad of cash, I sincerely hope you'll pass it.
I'm very well acquainted too, with matters most collusional.
If anybody points that out I'll call them all delusional.
Manafort and Junior too and Jared met with Russians
To solicit their assistance for election -- it was nuthin'.
If anybody points that out I'll call them all delusional.
Manafort and Junior too and Jared met with Russians
To solicit their assistance for election -- it was nuthin'.
When Comey helped investigations, bye director FBI.
I'll deny there was obstruction, Rosenstein's my alibi.
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
I am the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
I'll deny there was obstruction, Rosenstein's my alibi.
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
I am the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
(Democratic chorus)
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
He is the very model of a modern #RussianAsset!
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
He is the very model of a modern #RussianAsset!
I know allied leaders, but most their names escape me.
I'll tell you what I think of them as long as you don't tape me.
Don't ask me to preserve our nation's old relationships,
I much prefer the strongmen and the wrongmen in dictatorships.
I'll tell you what I think of them as long as you don't tape me.
Don't ask me to preserve our nation's old relationships,
I much prefer the strongmen and the wrongmen in dictatorships.
Trade wars are bad for farmers so I better go and start one,
Then I'll pick a fight with Canada 'cause I'm the really smart one.
I'll cut our NATO funding and I'll pull our troops from Syria
And anyone who'll criticize is guilty of hysteria.
Then I'll pick a fight with Canada 'cause I'm the really smart one.
I'll cut our NATO funding and I'll pull our troops from Syria
And anyone who'll criticize is guilty of hysteria.
(Republican chorus)
Anyone who'll criticize is guilty of hysteria!
ANYONE WHO'LL CRITICIZE IS GUILTY OF HYSTERIA!
Anyone who'll criticize is guilty of hysteria!
ANYONE WHO'LL CRITICIZE IS GUILTY OF HYSTERIA!
I'll make sure that all my Putin meetings don't have any witnesses;
"Nothing can be traced to me" is the test of all my litmuses.
A briefing from the CIA or NSA -- who needs it?
Just send me Moscow's propaganda, I'll be sure that I repeat it.
"Nothing can be traced to me" is the test of all my litmuses.
A briefing from the CIA or NSA -- who needs it?
Just send me Moscow's propaganda, I'll be sure that I repeat it.
I'm smarter than the generals, I'm a very stable genius.
Ignore what Stormy Daniels said about my toady penius.
Meanwhile I'm getting richer from all of my emoluments.
If I could I surely would sell off our nation's monuments.
Ignore what Stormy Daniels said about my toady penius.
Meanwhile I'm getting richer from all of my emoluments.
If I could I surely would sell off our nation's monuments.
I'll call the real news fake and I'll undermine the press.
Understand that this scam only works if truth's a mess.
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
I am the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
Understand that this scam only works if truth's a mess.
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
I am the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
(Putin)
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
He is the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
In short, in every form of treason, both explicit and tacit,
He is the very model of a modern #RussianAsset.
