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I have the solution to Brexit, based on a detailed analysis of national political opinion, using datasets from Parliament's petition website. And the answer is...puppies.
I downloaded data for the 50 most popular petitions, and used linear regression of the signatures per constituency to find closely connected petitions. Then I fed the results into the @keylines network visualisation toolkit that I help build in my day job at @CambridgeIntel.
The graph shows several distinct clusters of political opinion. On one side, there are several anti-Brexit petitions, dominated by the #RevokeArticle50 petition (size reflects number of signatures).
Closely connected to this group are petitions about Windrush, NHS privatisation, and plastic packaging. The Windrush petition is linked to others about Grenfell and slavery in Libya.
On the other side of the diagram are broadly pro-Brexit petitions, closely connected to petitions against ISIS returners and the UN's Global Compact for Migration.
But what links the two groups? What brings these bitterly feuding political opponents together? What do we still have in common as a nation? Well, according to the graph, animal welfare, and in particular, puppies.
So there you have it. That's the secret to national reconciliation. Should we leave without a deal? Puppies! Should we revoke Article 50? Puppies! Should we accept May's deal? How about another referendum? Puppies puppies puppies!
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