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"Congress will create a new Ministry of Industry, Services and Employment"
More government, more corruption, more scamming. What say @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will create 10 lakh seva mitra positions across the country"
Bribing your party workers @INCIndia? You want your cadres to be the brokers in your corruption chain?

@INCIndia "Cong will require businesses employing 100 persons or more to start an apprenticeship prog, impart skills, pay a stipend, and to employ from among the trained apprentices"
You think businesses are your pop's property for incurring additional costs? Go take a walk @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will announce a ‘Make for the World’ Policy"
Oh yeah, make in world, scam with @INCIndia. Old wine in a new bottle.

@INCIndia "Congress will introduce a new model of governance for towns and cities through a directly elected mayor"
Are you jokers out of your mind @INCIndia. Several cities have a directly elected mayor.

@INCIndia "Congress promises the Right to Housing for the urban poor and protection from arbitrary eviction"
What do you mean by arbitrary eviction? That means that I cannot evict a tenant squatting in my house? Fat chance @INCIndia. It is not your grandopop's house.

@INCIndia "We will encourage non-motorised transport, namely, walking and cycling"
For starters, remove the entire cavalcade for all your party CMs and ask them to cycle or walk to work daily @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will guarantee portability for the ration card possessed by a migrant worker and the right to access ration articles at their place of work"
Do you want your illegal Bangladeshi vote bank to have portable ration cards @INCIndia?

@INCIndia "Congress will appoint an independent panel of eminent economists, social scientists, and statisticians to oversee the design, testing, rollout and implementation of NYAY"
You want to appoint poodles in position of power @INCIndia? Little wonder 108 clowns signed that petition

@INCIndia "Congress promises to waive the outstanding farm loans in other States as well"
Who will repay that money back to the banks? Will you dip into the 2G scam money and repay it back to the lenders @INCIndia?

@INCIndia "Congress promises to establish a permanent National Commission on Agricultural Development and Planning" and "Congress also promises to establish a Commission on Marginal Farmers and Agricultural Labour". Just like Soviet Union @INCIndia? Bloated bureaucracy.

@INCIndia "The Essential Commodities Act, 1955 belongs to the age of controls".
The joke is on you @INCIndia. Your chacha Nehru introduced it, after getting a high, looking at Stalin's Soviet Union.

@INCIndia "Congress promises to disinvest from non-core, non-strategic central public sector enterprises"
If you cobble an alliance with the communist louts, fat chance of doing this. Just optics, no substance. @INCIndia

@INCIndia "The Congress goal is that ‘No Indian Family Shall Be Left Behind."
Thought behind NYAY. You guys have not talked about tax to achieve this. Picture abhi baaki hai, first let us show the trailer and hoodwink ppl. what say @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will set up a Scenario Planning and Strategic Futures Office to look at medium-to-long term strategic opportunities and risks for the country as an aid to informed policy making."
The govt planned is a govt of committees, by the committees, for the committees @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress promises to take strong action with respect to crimes against women, Scheduled Castes, Scheduled Tribes and minorities. "
Why minorities? Define minorities. You want to screw us Hindus with CVB type law @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will set up an Inter-faith Council" and "We will encourage citizens to form civil society organisations".
In effect do you want these to be the custodians of our Dharma and culture, all under the roof of a synthetic toxic tent called "constitutional morality" @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will use modern tech along with traditional brick-and-mortar service centres to increase the role of civil society organisations in policy and in decision-making."
What do you mean @INCIndia? Do you want civil society orgs, often funded by foreign org, to frame policy?

@INCIndia "We will implement the Clinical Establishments Act, 2010 to bring accountability to the functioning of private and public clinical establishments."
Elaborate @INCIndia. Do you want to kill private practice and private nursing homes?

@INCIndia "We are deeply concerned about the quality of education and poor learning outcomes as reported in the Annual Survey of Education Report (ASER)"
Will you ensure detention in lower classes @INCIndia? Or do you want populist mass promotion till Class IX?

@INCIndia "he NEET examination is discriminatory against students from certain States. "
Pandering to the Dravidian parties aren't we @INCIndia ?

@INCIndia "Colleges and Universities will be encouraged to award Deprivation Points to students ...and to admit such students to ensure diversity in the classroom."
As such reservation is screwing us middle class. Now you want to screw us further with this @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will pass a Students Rights Bill to codify the rights and obligations of students in colleges and universities"
Essentially you want the universities to churn out lout like Kanhaiya Kumars @INCIndia

@INCIndia "The Right to Education Act brought to the fore critical deficiencies in the school systems across the country."
Any word on extending this discriminatory act to minority institutions @INCIndia?

@INCIndia "The quality and delivery of the Mid-Day Meal Scheme will be improved. Milk and eggs shall be included in the meal. "
Essentially you want to take on against schemes such as Akshay Patra which are doing signal service, to pander to rabid secularism @INCIndia

@INCIndia "here will be a social audit of the outcomes pertaining to the improvement of children’s nutrition levels."
Of course, you want the NGOs to make money in the process. They serve as a vanguard for your misrule. @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress promises to revamp and improve Child Protection Services with a focus on vulnerable groups of children, the prevention of crimes against children, and the after-care and rehabilitation of child victims."
How about treating criminals like Mohd Afroze as adults? @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will convert the Ganga Action Plan into a People’s Programme and implement the same."
Explain what do you mean by "People's Programme". This sounds like bullshit straight out of Soviet Union propaganda @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress recognises that air pollution is a national public health emergency. "
What will you do about crackers for Diwali? Spell out your position @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Pass regulations to stop the spread of fake news and hate speech and punish those who misuse digital and social media."
Holy crap. You want to regulate digital media, and fine tune it to play your party tune? @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will ensure that Social Audits of the programmes taken up for implementation are conducted and placed before the people, at the end of every year, with a report card on achievements and what remains to be done"
Pandering to your FCRA dependent NGO ecosystem dear @INCIndia?

@INCIndia "We will introduce a Diversity Index as a metric to assess and ensure diversity in all government bodies, semi-government agencies, public sector enterprises and other public bodies."
Another proxy for reservation, screwing us middle class Hindus @INCIndia ?

@INCIndia "Congress promises to pass an Anti-Discrimination Law to prohibit discrimination on the basis of religion, caste, gender or language in the supply of goods and services that are made available to the public in general such as housing etc."
Screw Hindus is your motto @INCIndia

@INCIndia "All government schemes and programmes shall be subjected to social audit. Congress promises to enact a Social Accountability Act."
All mooching NGO jholawalahs are by now panting with excitement @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Congress will cause to be investigated several deals entered into by the BJP Government in the last 5 years and, in particular, the Rafale deal."
In essence, you do not want to buy aircraft for the IAF, and you want your brokerage @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will remove all provisions stipulating pre-qualifications (such as minimum edn) for candidates at elections to local bodies."
The intent is to remove any pre-qualification which bars ppl with more than two children in local bodies. You want your secular votebank @INCIndia

@INCIndia "Omit Section 124A of the Indian Penal Code (that defines the offence of ‘sedition’) that has been misused and, in any event, has become redundant because of subsequent laws"
Of course, you want your jihadi and naxal votebank to be happy @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will work with State Governments to ensure that their police forces reflect the diversity of the population of the State and gives greater representation to under-represented sections."
Pandering to secular votebank @INCIndia Secular rioting would then be treated benignly

@INCIndia "Congress will scrap the Niti Aayog, which has proved to be a noisy and incompetent intermeddler. Congress promises to constitute a Planning Commission "
Of course, Chacha's orgasm called Planning Commission, copied from Stalin's Soviet Union is a must. @INCIndia

@INCIndia "ongress promises to set up an Equal Opportunities Commission, which will recommend affirmative action strategies and policies to achieve equality — and equity — in education, employment, and economic opportunities."
Precursor to reservations in the private sector @INCIndia?

@INCIndia "Congress promises to pass a law to provide for reservation for SCs, STs and OBCs in private higher education institutions."
Will minority educational institutions be included @INCIndia ?

@INCIndia "Building a Union of States that is India is a project of inclusiveness. Jammu & Kashmir and its problems deserve a large-hearted approach ". Till now J&K has got a lion's share. What more do you want to do @INCIndia ? Loot the taxpayers more to pander terrorists?

@INCIndia "Congress promises the people of J&K talks without pre-conditions."
What do you mean by no pre-conditions? Promising them total autonomy? Surrendering Jammu, KP and Ladakh interests @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will appoint 3 interlocutors drawn from civil society to facilitate such talks" For J&K. Who would these interlocutors be? Arundhati Roy type braze anti-nationals? @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We are deeply concerned about the cases of discrimination and harassment of students, traders and others belonging to J&K in rest of India and will ensure their safety and right to study or do business"
What about the rights of KPs and their right to live in Kashmir @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will withdraw immediately the widely resented Citizenship Amendment Bill introduced by the BJP Government against the wishes of the people of the NES."
Of course @INCIndia You wouldn't want to do anything to stop your votebank - the illegal Bangladeshis.

@INCIndia "We will address the issue of illegal immigration into the NES through consultation with the NES and evolve a consensus on the legislative measures that will secure identity of indigenous communities"
You want to ensure that your vote bank - Rohingyas are not affected @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will pass a new law in the first session of the 17th LS and in RS to prevent and punish hate crimes such as mob-engineered stripping, burning and lynching."
Why did you include this under the Religious Minorities section @INCIndia? Intent to subjugate Hindus thru CVB ASAP?

@INCIndia "The Waqf Properties (Eviction of Unauthorized Occupants) Bill, 2014 will be re-introduced and passed. Waqf properties will be restored to the legal trustees."
What will you do about occupied temple lands @INCIndia? Does not matter to you?

@INCIndia "Congress promises to uphold the character of Aligarh Muslim University and Jamia Millia Islamia as minority educational institutions"
Of course, you don't want reservations for SC/ST/OBCs too in them? We taxpayers pay jaziya for their upkeep @INCIndia

@INCIndia "We will direct that gender sensitivity training, especially for the rights of the LGBTQIA+ community, be made mandatory in all government departments and organisations including the Armed Forces and the Police Forces."
Helping your FCRA sponsored NGO pals here @INCIndia ?