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Marie’s Crisis is filled with queer NYU grads and their midwestern parents tonight, and it’s pretty damn adorable.
Gaunt Farmer From Kansas Or Silver Fox From Chelsea? is the game we’re playing with the older gentlemen in denim tonight.
They all have crew cuts, is the thing.
“I Cain’t Say No” is just the sweetest, dirtiest song. I love it so much.
“S'posin' that he says that yer sweeter 'n cream, and he's gotta have cream or die?Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way? Spit in his eye?”
“I'm just a fool when lights are low. I cain't be prissy an' quaint. I ain't the type that can faint. How can I be what I ain't? I cain't say no!”
“I'm jist a girl who cain't say no. Kissin's my favorite food! With or without the mistletoe, I'm in a holiday mood!”
“Other girls are coy an' hard to catch, but other girls ain't havin' any fun! Ev'ry time I lose a wrasslin' match, I have a funny feelin' that I won!”
1943. This was a hit Broadway show in 1943.
Like, there were other raunchy hit show tunes from that era. But this is basically the only one that’s a female character turning to the audience and saying, “You know what I really dig? Fucking.”
