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Meet @WytchesThyme, a Twitter account without which we would never have learned that Robert Mueller is dead, Stormy Daniels is an impersonator, Nancy Pelosi swapped places with a body double to avoid hit-and-run charges, and Julian Assange is an amputee.
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@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote Based on the tools at our disposal, @WytchesThyme does not appear to be an automated account. The content is however repetitive in terms of themes and phrasing, and the content doesn't change much over time.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote What media sites does @WytchesThyme link? RT/Russia Today is the most frequent, with a mix of local and national mainstream sources, government websites, change(dot)org petitions, and #antivax/pseudoscience site Natural News rounding out the remainder.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote Did @WytchesTime vote in the 2016 election? No but mostly yes, despite being a US soldier stationed in Russia as a result of being drafted in a secret US Selective Service program for women.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote This mysterious deployment to Russia is only the latest phase of @WytchesThyme's complex military career, which includes joining the US military both before and after becoming a citizen, as well as serving in both the National Guard and the Israel Defence Force.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote Where is @WytchesThyme from? British-ruled India, an impressive feat for someone who was 18 in 2001. Also, she's Soviet, worked simultaneously as a maid in South Africa while serving in the National Guard during college, and lived in three countries in Africa along the way.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote If that's not impressive enough, @WytchesThyme also is (or maybe was) the co-owner of Gilead Sciences, a pharmaceutical company with over ten thousand employees.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote Finally, a bit of family history. @WytchesThyme is presently or formerly married to two or maybe three people, one or more of whom may or may not be Martin Shkreli. Also, her sister who is actually her cousin is in Pussy Riot and faces the grim fate of deportation to Australia.
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote (We've chosen to refrain from including certain material as the account appears to be engaged in a defamation/harassment campaign which we have no desire to amplify.)
@WytchesThyme @ZellaQuixote We've only scratched the surface in terms of the dubious claims made by @WytchesTime. Those interested in exploring this (or any other account) further may find this cheat sheet a useful resource.
