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Now we've destroyed your country you can pay us to rebuild it.
We accept Natural Resources like oil & drugs as payment.

Democracy - meh!
We don't give a fuck about about Democracy - its all about MONEY & Corporate Profits.
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Let's invade other countries and bomb the shit out of them.
Then we can grow and transport the drugs back to good 'ol USA and Europe.

CIA and the Arms Companies will make $bn's!
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So the ultimate aim is to chip everyone to completely control them.

To do that we need to scare the shit out of them by starting lots of Wars, recruit lots of terrorists, & scaremonger about future famines & crop failures.

We'll make TRILLIONS.
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We need a tool that will collect everything everyone does and even what their private thoughts & opinions are.

Then we can use that to compile a "Social Credit Score" on everyone to reward or punish them.

Everyone will do as we tell them.
Complete control!
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When we're done bombing & killing people & taking the oil, we'll install a puppet government controlled by the bankers and the Federal Reserve.

We'll have complete control of their entire economy!

We'll make BILLIONS!
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Instead of the government printing their own currency, we'll set up a privately owned Central Bank which can control the Money Supply, make interest on the debt, and create massive booms and busts.

We'll make TRILLIONS!

Whoops we already did that in 1913.
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To get them to fight for us, we'll tell them they're fighting for God.
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"I'm considering a career in Organised Crime."
Private or government sector?
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We'll set up a system where we own all the politicians and all the media, and the Law only applies to the peasants.

Then we will call it Democracy!
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Saddam Hussein is refusing to do an arms for oil deal like Saudi Arabia. What are we going to do?

Lets trick him into invading Kuwait, make up some junk about incubator babies, bomb the shit out of him & murder 500,000 Iraqi children with sanctions.
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Let's set up a system where everything is traded in Dollars.
We will control the entire World Economy!

We can also sell $bn's of arms in a Protection Racket we will set up.

Petrodollar System Explained
ian56.blogspot.com/2017/06/the-pe…
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Let's overthrow all the countries without a Rothschild controlled Central Bank.

We'll call it the "War on Terror".
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"We will take control of all mainstream media, then we can manipulate and control the habits and opinions of the masses and rule the world."
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We will need something really big to start our "War on Terror".

Now we control all the media, the public will believe any ridiculous story we choose to tell them.

Let's blow up the Twin Towers in New York and blame it on "terrorists"
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There will still be some people who understand what we are doing, call out our lies and seek to expose the truth.

We shall smear them as "Conspiracy Theorists".

This worked very well for the JFK hit, the Warren Commission, and the "Magic Bullet Theory".
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If you don't do exactly as we say, we're gonna bomb the shit out of you & your country.
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I don't think "Support Our Wars" is going to get much traction with the general public.
Anyone got anything better?

How about "Support Our Troops"?
Awesome - we need to blast this one out 24/7.
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Assad is winning the war & about to attack the last remaining al-Qaeda terrorist stronghold in Idlib. What shall we do?

Let's stage another #FalseFlag chemical weapons attack & bomb him, like we've already done three times before.
ian56.blogspot.com/2018/04/contra…
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Let's carry out a really obvious #FalseFlag attack, something with so many plot holes that no Critical Thinker would ever believe it, but get all of our mass media hacks to lie about it & cover it up to demonstrate our total control.
ian56.blogspot.com/2018/09/skripa…
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"George Orwell's system of total control was so good we decided to adopt it as our instruction manual."

Perpetual War.
Mass Surveillance.
Propaganda & Lies.
Mass Censorship.
Total media control.
A hate figure (or two) we can easily demonize.
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"We'll replace the old democracies by using ever more effective forms of mind control (e.g. Google & Facebook).
The names of old institutions will remain, we'll shout "Freedom & Democracy" in every broadcast, while instituting Mass Surveillance & Censorship."
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"Let's arm the enemies we intend to fight in the next war.
It will boost arms company profits by hundreds of billions of dollars & we can all own shares."
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"The Taliban have reduced opium production in Afghanistan by 90% which is severely impacting the CIA's drug trafficking & money laundering profits for Black Ops.
What should we do?"

"Lets invade & increase drug production to its highest ever levels."
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"Saddam is threatening the Petrodollar system by selling his oil in Euros. What should we do?"

"Lets invade, turn Iraq into a #FailedState & recruit lots of al-Qaeda terrorists. Israel has been pushing for this since 1982."
ian56.blogspot.com/2015/05/the-li…
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"The illegal we do immediately.
The unconstitutional takes a little longer." Henry Kissinger
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"Who controls the world's food supply, controls the people.

Who controls the energy supply, can control whole continents.

Who controls the money, controls the whole world." Henry Kissinger 1973

Food - Monsanto, GMO etc.
Oil
Money - BIS & Fed Reserve
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That awkward moment when you realize you helped invade a country, tortured and murdered people, because you naively believed the lies of an International Piracy Syndicate.
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We need to cause an economic and social collapse in Europe to bring in the "New World Order".
What should we do?

Centralize power in Brussels.
Start loads of Neocon Wars to create millions of refugees.
Encourage refugees & economic migrants to invade Europe.
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STRATFOR Chief George Friedman Reveals Zio-Anglo-American Plot For Retaining World Domination, by splitting Russia from Europe and wrecking both their economies
stateofthenation2012.com/?p=22223
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"There are two ways to enslave a country - one is through debt and the other is through war." John Adams

International Pirates : "Lets do both."
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"JFK is going to withdraw from Vietnam & hit our arms / drugs profits, take power away from the Privately owned Federal Reserve by letting the US government print its own currency, & stop Israel from getting nukes.
What should we do?"

"Lets whack him."
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"RFK is asking questions about our hit on JFK and wants to pursue the same policies as JFK.
What should we do?"

"Let's whack him as well."

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Claims to Know Who Really Killed His Father and is Out to Prove It
activistpost.com/2019/09/robert…
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The PM of Iraq, Maliki, signed a deal with Iran to build a gas pipeline to Syria.
What should we do?

Supply more arms to our al-Qaeda terrorists in Syria, create ISIS, get ISIS to invade Iraq.
Blackmail Iraq into replacing Maliki.
ian56.blogspot.com/2014/08/what-y…
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With the internet providing easy access to real information, some of the public are waking up to our crimes.
What should we do?

Keep the majority ignorant by distracting them with celebrity gossip and football.

Dumb down the education system with trivia.
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Some people have started criticising our policies of encouraging millions of illegal immigrants & open borders.
What should we do?

Make criticism of our policies a "hate crime".
No dissent or objective discussion is allowed.
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Some people are waking up as to who the real terrorists are.
What should we do?

Smear truth tellers as insane "Conspiracy Theorists".
Censor & suppress honest alternative media sites.
Jail, persecute & smear whistleblowers.
Kill #FreeSpeech & the #FreePress
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