Rob’s write up, linked here, is a quasi-factual humorous take.
Here’s what actually happened. Thread.
1/n
Before certain briefings made it to the president I was consulted. The goal was to understand technical challenges and *actual* state of the art.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St…
Numerous times existing capabilities within the “hacking” community were presented as 5+ years off (e.g. kernel root kits).
I was usually able to educate the cabinet members / staffers sufficiently and arm them with real world examples and data points.
4/n
Principals later informed me how the misleading information that was trying to get in front of POTUS aligned with, and/or benefited, the originator’s budget (or upcoming budget request).
5/n
I kept the extent of my involvement and impact a secret from the L0pht and general community.
OBhack: Even the parts of the IC, in which I was involved, didn’t know I was fact checking their briefs.
6/n
Smarter use of our tax monies? More informed senior leadership that can hopefully make smarter decisions and laws?
Yes please!
But back to the story...
7/n
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacheldr…
8/n
They responsed: “yes. Our bad. Will put you on the invite list immediately. Fly down tomorrow and be here by 6am”
9/n
Me: “I’ve been helping you folks look, and get, smart for several years. However the media still labels me hacker = criminal even though I’m not breaking the law. How about helping me dispel that image?”
Them: “That’s fair.”
Then it went wrong.
10/n
They hadn’t realized one of the names was supposed to be under cover.
Out goes the list with one “Peiter Zatko” attending.
Gets worse / funnier.
🤦♂️
12/n
Ted: Is Mudge’s real name “Peiter Zatko”?
When this was relayed to me I immediately called the NSC.
Damage control!
13/n
NSC: “We’re on it!”
I felt relieved.
After all these people had titles like National Coordinator for Critical Infrastructure and Counter Terrorism, and Director of Transnational Threat.
14/n
Unfortunately, it wasn’t helpful action.
The team removed “Peiter Zatko” from the list sent to the Press, replaced it with “Mudge” and sent this second list to the press as urgent.
15/n
That was the only change.
So not only did the WH leak my real name, they essentially highlighted it in neon lights.
🤷♂️
16/16
I’ll try to post some that are appropriate.