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Anna Prosser Robinson @AnnaProsser
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Evelyn calls everyone together, clearing her throat mechanically: "Welcome, everyone. The holidays are a time of love & holy light, perfect for sharing with new friends!" @AmyTFalcone @katewelchhhh @krisstraub @RyanHartmanWins @HollyConrad @ProJared @NateWantsToBtl #WafflesInc
"It's my honor to give the first Secret Santa gift today, just as Lathander, in his great mercy, grants us his many gifts with every new dawn, shoring us up under adversity, blessing us with his comfort in times of need, shining down upon his servants... [truncated for length]"
"...and just as Lathander values beauty, so, as I understand it, do you, Donaar! You do have real pretty teeth, and I'm told you take real good care of them, so I thought you might like something pretty to bring even more attention to them!"
Evelyn pulls out a strange piece of jewelry and holds it up to the dragonborn. "It's all the rage in Luskan. This one's dwarven made, I had them do it up real nice. It's jewelry--for your teeth! Isn't that just the neatest thing? They call it a "grill'... I'm not sure why."
The grill is wrought in precious metals with plenty of copper and gold, engraved with cool draconic designs (and, you notice, a few little sun symbols) and made to fit Donaar's mouth. Evelyn: "Paultin lent me the money to get a real nice one. I hope you like it!" #WafflesInc
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