Now that Mr. John Barron, Mr. John Miller, and Mr. David Dennison are trending, I feel it is time to retweet my life experiences as:
"Moe Murph - 80's Secretary to John Bannon"
IT IS TIME FOR THE TRUTH TO BE KNOWN!
"Moe Murph - 80's Secretary to John Bannon"
IT IS TIME FOR THE TRUTH TO BE KNOWN!
"The lot of an 80's Secretary is a bitter one. And Meredith McIver WAS my Nemesis... and (before the term had been coined) what might now be called a "Frenemy." It was the days before Diet Coke, when Tab ruled office refrigerators.
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@cfmceroz When you are an 80's Secretary to John Barron, you are able to use your rich sense of historical context to comment with incisiveness and savvy. That Devin Nunes. .what a Jamoke!
Yes. All 80's business was transacted under an inescapable cloud of Giorgio perfume and cocaine powder residue. It was what gave us our awesomeness when wielding the Selectric to type out Mr. John Barron's incredible PR prose!
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1st time I saw an indirect reference to myself on Twitter. It was in 2016, pre-election.
So WHO do you think it was on the phone, putting that call threw in a coke-fueled frenzy of efficiency?
ME! Moe Murph! 80's Secretary to John Bannon!
So WHO do you think it was on the phone, putting that call threw in a coke-fueled frenzy of efficiency?
ME! Moe Murph! 80's Secretary to John Bannon!
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Just for the record, Mr. John Barron (who was, obviously REAL, as I WORKED for him and was his part-time lover) NEVER called anyone asking for Prince Albert in a can.
Just for the record, Mr. John Barron (who was, obviously REAL, as I WORKED for him and was his part-time lover) NEVER called anyone asking for Prince Albert in a can.
I never DID like that Biaaatch Meredith McIver. We had a major fight in the men's room at 54 (don't ask) over Mr, John Barron, PR Guru. He said I was "the greatest sex he ever had." So THERE, MEREDITH!!
To keep up with my busy work and private life as an 80's Secretary, I exercised in the only way us busy Women of the 80's did. At SPA LADY! You should have seen me in my hot violet shiny catsuit. Raaawwwrrrrrr!
People ask me:
"80's Secretary Moe Murph, isn't it true YOU wrote all John Barron's prose?"
I respond:
Of course. It is common knowledge that female secretaries/staff do all the truly challenging work. How do you think Joe Biden survived to old age?
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"80's Secretary Moe Murph, isn't it true YOU wrote all John Barron's prose?"
I respond:
Of course. It is common knowledge that female secretaries/staff do all the truly challenging work. How do you think Joe Biden survived to old age?
@cfmceroz
Just a somewhat bittersweet observation of 80's Secretary:
Hmmmm. Something about this tale seems VERY familiar.
Moe Murph, 80's Secretary to Trump PR Guru John Barron
Moe Murph, 80's Secretary to Trump PR Guru John Barron
80's Secretary sign out now, but first, a SCOOP.
Yes, that was ME, undercover as an alligator. I was excellent as multi-tasking
Yes, that was ME, undercover as an alligator. I was excellent as multi-tasking
