"Moe Murph - 80's Secretary to John Bannon"
IT IS TIME FOR THE TRUTH TO BE KNOWN!
So WHO do you think it was on the phone, putting that call threw in a coke-fueled frenzy of efficiency?
ME! Moe Murph! 80's Secretary to John Bannon!
Just for the record, Mr. John Barron (who was, obviously REAL, as I WORKED for him and was his part-time lover) NEVER called anyone asking for Prince Albert in a can.
"80's Secretary Moe Murph, isn't it true YOU wrote all John Barron's prose?"
Of course. It is common knowledge that female secretaries/staff do all the truly challenging work. How do you think Joe Biden survived to old age?
Moe Murph, 80's Secretary to Trump PR Guru John Barron
Yes, that was ME, undercover as an alligator. I was excellent as multi-tasking