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Here we go.

So far, Trump has already blamed the virus on China.

It's been less than 30 seconds.

#WorstPresidentInHistory
"I'm the best, I'm the best, my team is the best, (WORD FLUB, LOUD SNIFFLE) I did everything right." – Trump, in a nutshell
##WorstPresidentInHistory
He's suspending all travel from Europe for 30 days.
JFC, IT'S ALREADY HERE IDIOT.
#WorstPresidentInHistory
"These rules will not apply to the UK."

He does know that Europe has open borders, right?

Sure seems like an overreaction for a hoax.
#WorstPresidentInHistory
Annnnnd now, for the real reason Trump is doing this: so he can talk about how great he is for the economy. #WorstPresidentInHistory
CHINA everybody drink!
#WorstPresidentInHistory
Is this motherfucker really talking about putting partisanship aside? GTFOOH you orange shitgibbon. #WorstPresidentInHistory
Well, I can 100% guarantee that this is not going to appease the markets tomorrow. Closing borders is not great for business. #WorstPresidentInHistory #Pandumbic
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have tested positive for #coronavirus.
The NBA has canceled its season.
Trump is banning travel from Europe for a month.

This is the most complex hoax of all time.
#coronavirusupdate #WorstPresidentInHistory #Pandumbic #TrumpAddress
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#coronvirus update from Seattle, (well, our house, anyway), for those of you who asked how we're doing: my son's school STILL isn't closed and it's pissing me off. I kept him home on Monday but he was nervous about missing too many classes so I sent him the last 2 days.1/
My husband is feeling better and heading back to work. I am self-quarantining for 2 reasons: I don't want to get anyone else sick with whatever I've got, and I have a compromised immune system, so getting anything on top of what I've got could kill me. No bueno. 2/
Shit is getting real in Seattle. One of the biggest school districts (Northshore) is closing for 14 days. Amazon, Facebook, Microsoft, and other big companies are telling their workers to stay home and telecommute. 3/
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Trump didn't know that people died from the flu.

No, really.
#coronavirususa #coronavirusupdates
Okay, let's clear this up right now.

The flu infects up to 45 million people every year and kills up to 70k.

#covid kills at a rate of 2.3%.
If 45 million people contract COVID, that's1,035,000

#coronavirususa #coronavirusupdates
Trump just put Mike Pence in charge of the #coronavirususa response.

Let's hope it goes better than this.

Mike Pence's defining moment as governor? Enabling an HIV outbreak huffpost.com/entry/mike-pen…
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Lamar Alexander admits Trump extorted Ukraine in an attempt to cheat in the 2020 election but it's not impeachable.

Imagine punching your kid in the face and the jury saying, "yeah, we watched the video and you're guilty, but it's nothing to go to jail over."

#witnessesnow
I never got the sense that Lamar Alexander was in play. He's one of McConnell's lieutenants and has been for years.

Cory Gardner and Martha McSally had a choice: vote their consciences and lose their jobs or go full-Trump and maybe keep them. #witnessesnow 2/
I cannot imagine ever aspiring to a career where I would do literally anything to stay in power and yet, that is the calculation every Republican who will be voting against witnesses and documents will be doing. #LamarsLegacy 3/
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Okay, y'all here you go: the official #Trump National Address thread. The address is scheduled to start in about ten minutes. Let's do this thing.
Rumor has it the speech is a Kusher/Miller joint effort so gird your girdables, everybody. This could get real REAL bad.

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Okay here we go. We're less than a minute in and he's already out of breath. That's not great.

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Welcome to today's #Trump #ImpeachmentTrial thread (potentially one of a few)! I've been playing around with tags a little in other tweets this morning but for now, I'm going to stick with the two I've used here. That may change later on, though. Follow/mute at will!
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#China's Xi will meet with Kim Jong Un in #NorthKorea this Thursday & Friday (June 20 to 21).

South Korea stated that it'll involve denuclearization talks.

Of course this'll be right before the G20, where Trump might meet with Xi.
So, will China tell North Korea to completely denuclearize in exchange for removal of US tariffs?

Or will we soon see more long range missiles shooting out of North Korea?
Also don't forget that Xi just had meetings with Russia's Putin as well:

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🇨🇳 #China will cut export rebate rates to 13% and 9%, respectively, for exports that enjoyed 16% and 10% rebate rates in accordance with value-added tax cuts effective April 1, according to a statement from the Ministry of Finance.
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#Trump is going to speak in the Rose Garden any minute now. Is he going to lie a bunch about reopening the government? Is he just going to yell "no collusion! witch hunt!" over and over again? Both? Stay tuned!
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