1) Time to drop a truth bomb for all of you. The hottest of hot takes. The truth so dangerous @drawandstrike and @ThomasWictor and @_VachelLindsay_ will say, "Damn son, you crazy." Ready for it?
2) The media doesn't actually give two shits about gun control. @CNN doesn't give a flying fuck about gun control. Give me a moment while I refill my bourbon glass.
3) Ready. Have I gotten the 'Damn son, you crazy's? Yeah. Let me throw this pitch out to you.
4) @cnn and @jaketapper KNEW about the 4 deputies who sat outside while the shooting was going down. They knew DAY ONE. They had the data, the interviews, the news were there as quick as the first responders.
5) Sorry, 3 deputies and a 'school resource officer'. A deputy who also has a gun who also just sat outside while the shooting happened.
6) "But then what was the past 8 days? What was with the kids in front of the cameras?" You pushers of false flags and crisis actors, I love you crazy fucks, but you gotta stop mainlining Q into your taints. You were looking at all the right things for all the wrong reasons.
7) @Cnn has been dying. The 50 employees they laid off? They laid off even more a week later to 'restructure'. They were DESPERATE.
8) So a school shooting goes down. And they say, how do we get the ratings to make this the BIGGEST STORY EVER? Do we a) report on the gross negligence of the government? Sure if it ties to Trump, thus the 'Fire Wray!' Crap people fucking fell for day 2.
9) But people started getting word about the shooter's history with police. Well, damn, THAT wont tie into Trump! Time to switch to GUN CONTROL! And best yet, we have a kid at the school whose mom blew one of our producers!
11) WOOO! Ratings are going UP! So Jeff Zucker says, fucking YEAH we're going to put all of these kids in stadium seating and turn it into a several hour gun control spectacle! Give 'em questions, make them look GOOOOOD.
12) THEN one of those annoying jrotc kids who used kevlar mats as shields to protect their fellow students and lost a comrade as a result called them on it.
13) Now, less than 48 hours later, @jaketapper who was the ringleader of the stadium circus for gun control is presenting news that not one, but 4 deputies refused to enter the school until the shooting stopped to save students. Hell, even AFTER it did for more cops to arrive.
14) Have you seen any of those kids that @cnn was pushing so hard recently? You know, like today? Any of them around at all? Any of them commenting on the deputies' and SRO's inaction?
15) Down the memory hole. Now a week later AFTER their ratings bonanza for gun control they're talking about the fail cascade at the local level.
16) They don't care about the body count except to sell their stories. They don't care about root causes, only what scapegoats will draw the most viewers. They don't care about the kids they used for those ratings grabs or the public shitstorm of CRAZY they exposed them to.
17) I hope @cnn and @jaketapper realize exactly how far back they just set gun control. Gun control is the one thing that GALVANIZES the right. Its a goddamn lightning rod. How else you think @cnn was going to get the right to watch them online and read their articles for 8 days?
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