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If Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize so bad maybe he should step in and mediate the Corn Syrup/Beer Wars. This thing is getting out of hand.
Actually, this might be exactly what Trump’s capable of. Mediating the Beer Wars. Flipping the coin for the Bud Bowl. Pardoning Spuds MacKenzie.
@MrJonCryer I’m actually kind of shocked there’s not a late-80’s beer commercial where Trump as president ruled on less-filling vs. great taste for Miller Lite, it gave Harry Carey a medal during a rendition of I’m A Bud Man. Feels like a missed opportunity.
@MrJonCryer For the record, in this alternate reality, Spuds MacKenzie would need pardoning for partying too hard or being too much of a ladies’ dog. Don’t want to disparage his name, especially considering there’s so much speculation right now.
