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Say what you want about Jussie Smollett, but he only paid $3500 to get beat up
It's just science: if you beat the USA that makes you National Champions #GBR #FrostWarning #TheNinetiesForever #Memberberries
I would be happy to do a weekly Dave's College Football Schadenfreude Top 25, and I'm every bit as qualified to be on ESPN as Pawwwul Finebaum
This week's honorees:
1. Tennessee
2. Oregon
3. Missouri
4. UCLA
5. Purdue
6. South Carolina
Derailed Hype Train Honorable Mentions: Iowa State, USC, Nebraska
1. Tennessee
2. Oregon
3. Missouri
4. UCLA
5. Purdue
6. South Carolina
Derailed Hype Train Honorable Mentions: Iowa State, USC, Nebraska
New #DavePoll: what is the status of your favorite CFB team?
(*note: Iowa fans are ineligible, Hawkeyes are cursed to be 8-5 for all eternity)
(*note: Iowa fans are ineligible, Hawkeyes are cursed to be 8-5 for all eternity)
Where's the joy in that? True pleasure only comes from the humiliation of a team with a legion of swaggering, strutting, bandwagon Walmart t-shirt fans
Correction: #3 should be Florida State. I regret the error
