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🗑Trashies Person Of 2019 🗑

Boris Johnson for being so racist, Islamophobic, homophobic and xenophobic that it would make the 1950s blush. But still having the entirety of print and tv journalists unable/unwilling to hold him to account as he chilled in a fridge.
The Trashies 2019 Zombie comeback of the year 🗑

Blue Labour and racist immigration mugs.
The Trashies 2019 Skinfolk aren't always your Kinfolk award goes to Sajid Javid. This man endured the humiliation of not being invited to Trump’s banquet. But he still caped for Tories like his name was Dave and only uses tissue paper after a poop.
We have lost many great celebrities in 2019, from Gary Rhodes to Clive James. But The Trashies is awarding celebrity death of 2019 to Independent/CUK UK. RIP you funny tinges, we will always have Nando’s.
The Trashies 2019 celebrity power couple of the year award goes again to The Times and bigotry targeted at minority groups.
The Trashies 2019 Oh you can have dragons but not WOC award goes to Caroline Lucas. For publishing an all white women fantasy cabinet to sort the Brexit mess out. 🗑
The Trashies Grifter of 2019 award goes to Best For Britain tactical voting app and the enterprising person who sold spider brooches on Etsy. 🗑
The Trashies find another joke award 2019 goes to Andrew who has the eyes of a serial killer, but is going on a multiple date comedy joke with just the one joke Doyle. Honourable mention to both sides Guardian satire department.
Trashies Ally Of The Year 2019

Jeremy Corbyn this man has faced Islamophobia and been attacked in a Mosque and he’s not even a Muslim. He’s a white vegetarian atheist from Islington not Tower Hamlets.
Trashies able to uncover a Muslim plot to takeover the UK in a pub 2019 award goes to Melanie Phillips. Honourable mention to Rod Liddle.
Trashies Qwhite why does Ash Sarkar boil their piss so much 2019 award goes to The Weetman.
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