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2/ A new mass shooting just occurred! Let's Begin:
3/ L: We need to do something! Let's enact common sense gun control! But for reals this time!
4/ R: No, if they didn't have guns, criminals/crazies would find another way to kill people!
5/ L: Yes, but it wouldn't be so MANY people so QUICKLY or so frequently
6/ R: So you want to disarm law abiding people so they'll be defenseless?
7/ L: No, "arms" are fine - "arms" that fire 45 rounds per minute, not
8/ R: But if the bad guys have AR-15s, shouldn't the good guys have AR-15s?
9/ L: No, we're saying NO ONE should have guns that are that effective at killing.
10/ R: But the issue isn't the guns, it's the mentally ill and criminals/terrorists!
11/ L: OK, but there's not even national dbase that can track mentally ill or terrorists across state lines
12/ R: Well, now you want Big Brother to know how many guns people have
13/ L: Well, yeah, like a car: you need a permit, you need to go to training, you need insurance
14/ R: That's infringing on my right to bear arms: FREEDOM!
15/ L: Nope, could care less if you owned all of the guns you want, as long as you keep track of them and transfer title
16/ R: Then the government would know where my guns are and could come take them whenever they wanted!
17/ L: Literally no one wants your guns - if the government came to TAKE your guns, we'd all rise up as you have a right to have them.
18/ R: But IF the government came to take my guns, they'd know how many I had, and then it'd be easier to take them!
19/ L: Uh, so you're going to take on "the government" double wielding AR-15s until they… stop sending police for you to kill…?
20/ R: Well, if they take me, they'll go down with me!
21/ L: It's good to have goals…I guess.
22/ R: And I've got the right to privacy!
23/ L: Sure you do, and we have the right to not need to be strapped to go to church.
24/ R: But the way to beat a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun!
25/ L: Stastically, that's almost never been a factor - the number of murders for every "good guy with a gun" aren't remotely in line
26/ R: But all it takes is ONE to stop it!
27/ L: Right, meanwhile a bunch of armed "help" are running around an active shooter scenes confusing police as they try to stop it!
28/ R: That's their problem: they need to be able to determine a threat from an armed citizen
29/ L: So THEY have to be in harms way because people think they're in a Die Hard movie or a video game?
30/ R: #BlueLivesMatter…uh, except in this instance!
31/ Here, they need to do a better job at telling good guys with guns apart from bad guys with guns!
32/ L: Yet police in other countries with lower death rates by guns (Australia, Switzerland, any other 1st world country here) don't have…
33/ …to deal with this
34/ R: Apples & Oranges: we're the United States and "freedom" is a well-armed militia!
35/ L: A "well-armed militia" is still achievable/musterable if gun ownership also means accountability
36/ R: No you wouldn't - you'd take them and let the leftists kill me and my family!
37/ L: I…what?
38/ R: Yeah! I saw the NRA video with Dana Loesch! That's what you want!
39/ L: Uh…no, actually, we don't want that. We just want to not have to worry about firearms at Chuck E Cheese.
40/ R: Leftist!
41/ L: I don't see why we can't…
42/ R: Infringe!
43/ L: …just have a simple registry…
44/ R: Infringe!
45/ L: …that stays private but tracks guns like VIN numb--
46/ R: Infringe!
47/ L: But if we were to just have title transf--
48/ R: Infringe!
49/ L: Or some insurance--
50/ R: Infringe!
51/ L: And if you're on a terror watchli--
52/ R: Infringe!
53/ #Spongebob Narrator Voice: "3-9 Monthz Latur"
54/ A new mass shooting just occurred! Let's Begin:
55/ L: We need to do something! Let's enact common sense gun control! But for reals this time!
56/ R: No, if they didn't have guns, criminals/crazies would find another way to kill people
57/ And the beat goes on…
Because #TheGunGodMoloch needs blood
@nra & the #nrabodycount
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