Bernie Sanders Facts
Bernie's tears cure cancer. But he doesn't use them for that purpose, because curing cancer is the government's job.
Bernie counted to infinity. Twice.
And it still wasn't as much as the money America would save with Medicare For All.
And it still wasn't as much as the money America would save with Medicare For All.
Bernie Sanders doesn't cheat death.
He gives death a job, just like he'll give every American a job who wants one, at a good living wage.
He gives death a job, just like he'll give every American a job who wants one, at a good living wage.
Bernie Sanders does not sleep. He waits.
For Congress to pass a job guarantee, a $15 minimum wage, universal health care, and confiscatory taxes on millionaires
For Congress to pass a job guarantee, a $15 minimum wage, universal health care, and confiscatory taxes on millionaires
Once, a cobra bit Bernie Sanders' leg.
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra admitted that capitalism is a fundamentally exploitative system and that real socialism has never yet been tried
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra admitted that capitalism is a fundamentally exploitative system and that real socialism has never yet been tried
Under Bernie's beard, there is no chin. There is only another plan for economic justice.
Bernie had already written his inaugural address.
The first line was, "Ha, ha, suckers! This isn't the Good Place, this is the Bad Place!"
The first line was, "Ha, ha, suckers! This isn't the Good Place, this is the Bad Place!"
Bernie Sanders does not have a "butt" per se, he has The People's Cheeks.
Bernie's grandchildren grew up to become The Beatles
