So I am no @Lin_Manuel, but I felt the need to contribute the following to #RevolutionaryWarAirports:

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?

(wait for it)
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An airline pilot people love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite flying Frenchman!


I'm takin this plane by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with flight delays

And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em
drop their carry-ons and surrender their liquids and


Watch me limitin' the in-flight service
ragin’ em out

I keep on chargin' more funds


And come back with less

For knees
And so the Redcoats plead...
Now if we can just convince @DaveedDiggs to record this we'll have a meme....
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