the landing page for trump.dating now features a new couple after original photo showed a man who was discovered to have child sex conviction 
AHHH it gets better -- the new choice is a stock photo used by various implant dentistry offices 
come for MAGA, stay for the implant-retained dentures
WE ARE SUCH HAPPY AND SMILING TRUMP FANS DOWN WITH SHILLARY AND FAKE NEWS BUT BE SURE AND FLOSS BEFORE BED 
OK important update, I found the original stock line -- the image is called "Loving mature couple on bench" and it was uploaded on November 14, 2014 so before Trump even said he was running so... 
I found the whole family they are so happy about the Trump agenda and finding love on trump.dating 
"Honey we are so in love let's cuddle on this sofa and laugh along as the President attacks the open and free press again." 
"Look at this computer the President just tweeted about very insecure Oprah Winfrey how great" 
"Oh and we adopted our son from Norway" 
important update about another couple who has found love on trump.dating -- they are the same two photographed in this "Time Square" stock photo no not Times Square that's different you probably haven't heard of this one it's new 
OK OK last one, my favorite yet -- the image of this OTHER woman featured on the site just so happens to come from a site FOR RUSSIAN BRIDES SEARCHING FOR LOVE. 
I LIED ONE MORE LAST THING since I'm a serious journalist so I logged into trump.dating & here are the first 2 profiles I saw: "sarahjohnson1" who is also a stock photo and "hailxxxy" who "loves trump with a dying passion" who is also supermodel Scarlett Leithold. 
OK. call me conspiratorial but I'm pretty sure that's Angela from The Office. 
Ashley Tisdale you sure have changed since the days when you were hanging out with Zack and Cody in that hotel suite 
Playboy Playmate Olivia Paige looking for love in all the right places after changing her name to Denise and moving to Boise, Idaho. I am very happy for her 
this one for Rebecca is good too because they couldn't even bother to take off the stock image water marks but alas ladies and gentlemen may I present "beautiful young adult white serious woman." 
GUYS 
Jennifer Lawrence I am sorry about your dating life but please I want you to be happy join trump.dating and find your pro-Trump match today because when the political foundation is the same the sky is the limit 
