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At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they reported that Mexico had delivered a check for the border wall.
Breaking: Women who accused Trump of sexual harassment apologize, say they will happily let him grab their [expletive redacted]s.
Breaking: Barack Obama admits he forged his birth certificate, adding, "he was right all along, dammit."
Breaking: Stormy Daniels apologizes for lawsuit against trump, says he was the greatest lover she ever had, and his hands are "totally yuge."
Breaking: CAIR releases statement admitting they celebrated and danced in the streets after 911 just like Trump said, will back the Muslim ban as penance.
Breaking: White House correspondents association says journalists are all anti-Trump, will fund classes to help them learn to code.
Breaking: 3 million illegal aliens release joint statement admitting that they DID vote illegally in California to steal the popular vote from Trump, promise to make amends by voting illegally FOR Trump in 2020! wow.
Breaking: Hillary Clinton admits she sold uranium and children to Russia from a pizza parlour in D.C., will voluntarily lock herself up.
