The phrase "the Trump administration" is impeachable by itself.
There's this thing on the news where the social contract kicks in and everyone acts like we haven't known for 40 years who professional circus clown Donald Trump is and now we're all going to act like he can actually be president?
Why not the Hamburglar? It's the same energy.
Why not the Hamburglar? It's the same energy.
If the Hamburglar had run for the Democratic nomination and GOTTEN it and then everybody was going to Hamburglar rallies and Hamburglar went to debate John Kasich and was like "robble robble robble" and the whole time he's still stealing hamburgers and then he WON?
Same. Energy.
Same. Energy.
Every time anyone in media says "the Trump administration" they should as a matter of public decency append "which, yes, we know, holy shit you guys."
It honestly makes me feel crazy when people pretend he's president.
It honestly makes me feel crazy when people pretend he's president.
Let's make this perfectly clear: Donald Trump is not the president.
Not because the election was tampered. Because it's *impossible*
He sits in the office, but he's not the president.
You can put a baked potato in the cockpit of a 747; that don't make it a pilot.
Not because the election was tampered. Because it's *impossible*
He sits in the office, but he's not the president.
You can put a baked potato in the cockpit of a 747; that don't make it a pilot.
Republicans can complain that Democrats were against the Trump administration since the very first day, but what they're neglecting to notice is that THAT IS VERY OBVIOUSLY THE SANE RESPONSE TO CLOWNSHOES DONALD TRUMP AS PRESIDENT.
Trump is the president in the same way as I would be an astronaut if I'd followed a trail of Scooby snacks into the unguarded shuttle, then woke up from a nap to discover yoinks! I'd slept through the launch.
Sure I'm in space, but rhat do rall these knobs and dials do, Raggy?
Sure I'm in space, but rhat do rall these knobs and dials do, Raggy?
He should be impeached because he's a crook, and because he's a white nationalist, and because he's trying to destroy our democracy. Yes. All that.
But also just because he's Donald Trump. That really is enough.
We need a president. We have a cartoon mascot.
But also just because he's Donald Trump. That really is enough.
We need a president. We have a cartoon mascot.
As for the fact that he won the vote, well ... that really is our underlying crisis, which is a reality crisis.
I don't know the solution to 60+ million people deciding to vote for President Hamburglar, But Bigoted In Every Way.
I do know the solution isn't to pretend it's OK.
I don't know the solution to 60+ million people deciding to vote for President Hamburglar, But Bigoted In Every Way.
I do know the solution isn't to pretend it's OK.
