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I may not be a lawyer, I'm def. not a Q-follower, I'm pretty sure that @profmusgrave's foreign policy cred is formidible, but his WaPo article is a GOP apologist's wet dream.

Hastert is not an "alleged" child molester. He is a "self-confessed under penalty of perjury" sex pred.
But I was Dennis Hastert's neighbor growing up, and molesting children was not the worst he did.

P.S. Somebody should ask him if he remembers the white truck with the "Keep On Truckin'" sticker west of his property... and the old King moonshine shack just west of that, where the pickup was buried - next to the spring with the watercress and bramble patch nearby.
P.P.S. Somebody should also ask him if he found Timberview Ln to be a handy place to hang out with his son's friends before the $1.5M home at the end was built, like in the early '90s. There were condoms left there... but only one was used, the rest would be thrown away unused.
It could have been high school kids, but it never made much sense that they'd toss the unused leftovers - that's just a waste of money, unless there's a LOT more at risk than just getting grounded...
And given the time frame, in case that might make anyone nervous...

How long do fingerprints last on the material condom packages are made of? Since, like, 1992-1993?
Just wondering.
Oh. @profmusgrave, here's @AamerISmad 's recap of the sentencing hearing, wherein Hastert admits to molesting some of his victims.

[He doesn't tell you what happened to all of them, though.]

Regardless, I eagerly await seeing @wapo print your correction.
usatoday.com/story/news/nat…
And here - @NanabananaNancy has kindly marked up the error for you, so there's no confusion as to what I'm talking about.

p.p.p.s. the postscripts here are far more speculative than I usually share; they were shared to validate my knowledge of the 'hood & its residents, not to imply direct knowledge of any secrets that may have been buried in those locations...

And wine may have been involved.
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