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This is your official #DemDebate2 night thread. I am just getting settled here, drinking water only because my liver is still recovering from last night, and I turn on CNN and this dude is preaching to the audience about RAAAAACCCISM! I think he's the head of the DNC. #Hectic 
I can already tell I'm going to have to risk gastro upset and head for the liquor cabinet. This is going to be a disaster. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN thinks #KristenG thinks she's being beat up on because she called for #Franken to resign. I think she's a loser because she's connected up to her ears with #NXVIM #DemDebate2 #ChildTrafficking #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN Wondering how they're going to pronounce "Kamala." I keep hearing @CNN say KAH-melah. I thought it was kam-AH-lah. This is need to know information. I think it's an uphill battle for a candidate whose name can't be pronounced right by anyone. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN Oh boy, here we go. We have to listen to @CNN people now. Sigh. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2 They're pretending to like the troops.
@CNN What is with this opening where they run out on stage to screaming applause one at a time? I am interested in #YangGang2020 I could use $1000 a month. Not gonna lie. If we're going down the toilet, might as well have some cash
@CNN Just a reminder that @CNN didn't let any of the minority candidates on TV last night. They made them go second. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN #SleepyJoe is mouthing the words to the anthem. KAH-melah looks super bored but at least she's not kneeling #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN The woman who sang the anthem has an awesome dress. I'm worried for her that #CreepyJoe is going to paw her. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN Everyone's least favorite mayor is beginning with his opening statement. #ComradeDeBlasio and I fully expect him to rail against skyscrapers. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2 He just said he's going to restructure society. Sounds painful.
@CNN #ComradedeBlasio just said he will "tax the HELL out of the rich" and it sounded like a protester started yelling in the arena #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN Who is this? I legit don't know. He just used his time to pretend to talk to @realDonaldTrump and looked crazy doing it. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN @realDonaldTrump #KristenGillibrand is talking about her parents. Weren't they in #NXVIM ??? Yes. artvoice.com/2018/06/23/nxi…
@CNN @realDonaldTrump She seems nice. She sure is pretty. And she's suing Google. I tend to like that in a woman. #Tulsi2020 #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate2
@CNN @realDonaldTrump #YANGGANG2020!!! $1000 a month! Why not? #PJMDrunkBlog #AsianManWhoLikesMath #DemDebate2
@CNN @realDonaldTrump The crowd was just chanting "Send him back" I think, when #Spartacus started talking. Could have also been "We Want Straws," I don't know. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN I fell asleep as soon as #KamalaHarris started speaking.
@CNN #KamalaHarris is trying to say that private health care is bankrupting us. She needs to see @stephkimbrell1 #Obamacare deductible... $11,000 dollars. ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #ComradeDeBlasio and #KristinGillibrand keep saying we can't afford private insurance but no one could afford #Obamacare. I am paying for my health care just fine. I don't hear anyone complaining about private insurance. If you're poor, we have Medicare.
@CNN #SleepyJoe just said he would make co-pays $1000. LOL
@CNN #SleepyJoe just said "If you like your insurance you can keep your insurance." I feel like we've heard that before.
@CNN I have no idea what #Tulsi said. But who cares? She's so pretty. She looks like #WonderWoman. #Stunning #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #SleepyJoe: "All the chemicals in the uh uh uh...immune system, something something, I pay for the whole thing. Do you want a kiss?" #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #KamalaHarris says her plan separates your employer from healthcare...I think that means banning employer based private insurance. #HealthCare #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #KamalaHarris says private insurers will have to "play by our rules" to be able to offer coverage. Sounds wonderful. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #YangGang2020 is losing me with his healthcare plan. He also wants to separate it from employers. I don't get this.
@CNN #SleepyJoe "I don't know what kind of math you do in NY" I do. It goes like this. 3 + 3= $20,000 in property tax. #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN #SleepyJoe just woke up and he's threatening people with jail. I don't know which people but someone is going to jail. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN This dude just signed his death warrant in the Dem party. He is against decriminalizing crossing the border illegally. #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog #NotRadicalEnough
@CNN #KamalaHarris just shamelessly tried to whip up hysteria over children lined up to go into their sleeping quarters at a holding facility. She climbed a ladder even. Very angry ICE wouldn't let her in because she's very important. Still no outrage over 450k in foster care.
@CNN People are heckling #SleepyJoe because he said crossing the border illegally is a crime. I can't believe I agree with Joe Biden. #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN #GrayHairGlasses dude who claims he's a governor but might just be an audience member just called Trump a "White Nationalist." I'm so sick of these people. #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN This beauty is speaking again and I don't know what she is saying. I'm mesmerized by her face. She really better watch out for #CreepyJoe. He's got to be dying to get near her. #WonderWoman #TulsiGabbard #PJMDrunkBlog #GirlCrush
@CNN #KristinGillibrand wasn't paying attention to #SleepyJoe and got caught off guard. So she immediately started complaining about Donald Trump. Makes sense. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate Finally, a commercial. Sweet relief
@CNN #Spartacus is going after #SleepyJoe. It's kinda sad. You shouldn't pick on your elders, Booker. Biden is sounding confused and like his dentures are loose. No one wants to see you beat up Grampa. "You're dippin into the kool aid and you don't even know the flavor"
@CNN #Booker just said people are in jail for drug offenses and it's Biden's fault but didn't Trump just undo that? I think he did. Why is no one on this stage praising him? hmmmmmm. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #YangGang says we should put money directly into people's hands. I'm a fan of this. I like money in my hands. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN Crowd is booing bringing up bussing. I don't know if they are booing #SleepyJoe or what. He seems to have a lot of haters in the crowd. #KamalaHarris is accusing #Biden of racism for opposing bussing, a policy everyone hated and eventually failed. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN Discussing busing in 2019 is the equivalent of the #NoNukes discussion last night. Old news. Who cares? Move on. #demdebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN #Tulsi RIPS #KamalaHarris for putting people in jail for smoking marijuana but laughing about her own use. That was savage. Great job, gorgeous. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #Tulsi doubles down and says people "suffered" under #KamalaHarris reign. Love her. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN CNN moderator just asked a question about the president's "racist rhetoric." I disavow your false premise, CNN. You are #FakeNews. That's an opinion, disguised as a question and we see you. We see you, #FakeNews. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #KristinGillibrand says she can explain to white suburbanites what #WhitePrivilege is. I can't think of a worse Mom's Night Out. #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN This is the part in the #DemDebates where I lose interest and start wishing I were doing anything else. Lord, when will this end? Please send angels to help me through this. #YangGang says "move to higher ground." I think because #GlobalWarming. Is this a thing?
@CNN Now we have a bunch of politicians pretending to be scientists. I love this part, said no one ever. #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN #KristinGillibrand says the first thing she would do as president is "Clorox the White House" (what a vicious bitch). Someone should Clorox her family first. #NXVIM #childtrafficking.
@CNN #Castro says they "did what we could" in Flint and got people filters. Isn't the water still gross there? How many years does it take to fix it? How many Democrats does it take to clean up one town's water? #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN #YangGang says he's gathering disaffected Trump supporters. I think he's mistaking "fun with memes" for actual support. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN What's a transpacific partnership? Two trans-non-binaries in a cross ocean relationship? This is a term I don't know yet. #LGBTQWTF #DemDebate #PJMDrunkBlog
@CNN #SleepyJoe says we need environmentalists doing trade deals. WTF?
@CNN #SleepyJoe looks like he's had a lot of Botox for tonight. #PJMDrunkBlog #LookingTight #DemDebate
@CNN #KamalaHarris will require companies to disclose their salaries and fine them if they don't comply. Wow. Who are these people? #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN God, this is boring. I should have volunteered to live Tweet a libertarian debate. At least someone would be streaking. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN Oh here we go. Mueller delusion. Why the hell are we still talking about this? I think I have to bow out now. I can't take it anymore. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebates
@CNN #KamalaHarris "I've put people in prison for far less than whatever the hell Trump did that we don't really know." or something #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN I think we are finally doing closing statements. "We are going to tax the hell out of the wealthy!" says deBlasio AGAIN. I live in DeBlasio's state. They tax the hell out of everyone. Believe me. #IHateNY #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN Another thing, I thought swearing wasn't presidential. deBlasio's slogan is unpresidential according to his own side. "Tax the hell out of the rich" is what he's going with though. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
@CNN This is as far as I can go. Closing statements are putting me to sleep and I still have an interview to do tonight. Peace. #PJMDrunkBlog #DemDebate
