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Alex Kotch 🔥 @alexkotch
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Yeah it's a real shame when a clever comedian gets rightwing nutjobs, most of whom support the apartheid situation in Israel/Palestine, to display just how crazy they are, this time by advocating arming toddlers.
Imagine thinking "I'm really really not loving this."

"Children under 5 also have elevated levels of a pheromone Blink 182...This allows nerve reflexes to travel along the Cardi B neural pathway to the Wiz Khalifa 40% faster."
RIP these Vox takes lol.
Here is South Carolina U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson (@CongJoeWilson) who said on camera, "A 3-yr-old cannot defend itself from a assault rifle by throwing a Hello Kitty pencil case at it. Our founding fathers did not put an age limit on the 2nd Amendment."
@CongJoeWilson For someone who wants to give guns to toddlers—yes, he really said this on camera, it's truly incredible—@CongJoeWilson sure has received a lot of weapons industry campaign cash this cycle.
@CongJoeWilson OH MY GOD. Wilson sits on the House Armed Services Committee (this is why he gets lots of defense industry cash), Committee on Foreign Affairs & is vice chairman of the Committee on Education and the Workforce.

He wants to arm preschool kids. Let that sink in.
@CongJoeWilson Wonder what @SpeakerRyan has to say about an influential member of multiple committees that oversee weapons policy who thinks 3-year-olds should have guns in schools. (He won't comment, obviously.)
@CongJoeWilson @SpeakerRyan Anyway, he reps SC's 2nd District, which includes the city of Columbia. It's been solidly red since 1965.
@CongJoeWilson @SpeakerRyan It's baffling how a former member of the U.S. military could think arming 3-year-olds is a good idea.

But then again, America is living is Dumbest Life rn.
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