, 22 tweets, 6 min read
Trump: Everything is going wrong for me. I’m bummed.

Handlers: Here, we got you the new iPhone to cheer you up.

Trump: Where’s the home button? Tim Apple how dare you?

Handlers: Aw shit.
Donald Trump goes berserk on Twitter and starts incoherently complaining about his iPhone palmerreport.com/analysis/iphon…
Rudy Giuliani’s butt dial phone call may have give something major away about Donald Trump’s Turkey scandal palmerreport.com/analysis/turke…
SDNY just blew the door off Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine scandal, literally palmerreport.com/analysis/blow-…
The real reason Donald Trump is suddenly selling off his Washington DC hotel palmerreport.com/analysis/hotel…
Donald Trump’s Titanic hits its iceberg palmerreport.com/analysis/titan…
Sorry, Donald, you’re all out of them palmerreport.com/analysis/sorry…
"Cut a deal and save yourself" palmerreport.com/analysis/cut-a…
The real reason John Bolton’s sidekick is going to court about his impeachment testimony palmerreport.com/analysis/sidek…
The real reason Donald Trump is suddenly selling off his Washington DC hotel palmerreport.com/analysis/hotel…
We had it all backwards about Rudy Giuliani’s henchmen palmerreport.com/analysis/hench…
Mike Pompeo unravels as Donald Trump tries to scapegoat him palmerreport.com/analysis/mike-…
Mark Zuckerberg has a whole new problem palmerreport.com/analysis/mark-…
Kellyanne Conway just made things even worse palmerreport.com/analysis/kelly…
One of Donald Trump’s sexual assault victims makes her move palmerreport.com/analysis/assau…
The real reason Donald Trump is suddenly selling off his Washington DC hotel palmerreport.com/analysis/hotel…
The real reason Donald Trump has been going out of his mind today palmerreport.com/analysis/reaso…
John Kelly just made things even worse for Donald Trump palmerreport.com/analysis/john-…
Don McGahn is back, and Donald Trump is going to hate what he has to say palmerreport.com/analysis/don-m…
Lindsey Graham just screwed things up royally for Donald Trump palmerreport.com/analysis/linds…
Bill Barr has a whole new problem palmerreport.com/analysis/bill-…
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