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Trump: Everything is going wrong for me. I’m bummed.

Handlers: Here, we got you the new iPhone to cheer you up.

Trump: Where’s the home button? Tim Apple how dare you?

Handlers: Aw shit.
Donald Trump goes berserk on Twitter and starts incoherently complaining about his iPhone palmerreport.com/analysis/iphon…
Rudy Giuliani’s butt dial phone call may have give something major away about Donald Trump’s Turkey scandal palmerreport.com/analysis/turke…
SDNY just blew the door off Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine scandal, literally palmerreport.com/analysis/blow-…
The real reason Donald Trump is suddenly selling off his Washington DC hotel palmerreport.com/analysis/hotel…
Donald Trump’s Titanic hits its iceberg palmerreport.com/analysis/titan…
BLOWBACK palmerreport.com/analysis/blowb…
Sorry, Donald, you’re all out of them palmerreport.com/analysis/sorry…
"Cut a deal and save yourself" palmerreport.com/analysis/cut-a…
The real reason John Bolton’s sidekick is going to court about his impeachment testimony palmerreport.com/analysis/sidek…
The real reason Donald Trump is suddenly selling off his Washington DC hotel palmerreport.com/analysis/hotel…
We had it all backwards about Rudy Giuliani’s henchmen palmerreport.com/analysis/hench…
Mike Pompeo unravels as Donald Trump tries to scapegoat him palmerreport.com/analysis/mike-…
Mark Zuckerberg has a whole new problem palmerreport.com/analysis/mark-…
Kellyanne Conway just made things even worse palmerreport.com/analysis/kelly…
One of Donald Trump’s sexual assault victims makes her move palmerreport.com/analysis/assau…
The real reason Donald Trump is suddenly selling off his Washington DC hotel palmerreport.com/analysis/hotel…
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Don McGahn is back, and Donald Trump is going to hate what he has to say palmerreport.com/analysis/don-m…
Lindsey Graham just screwed things up royally for Donald Trump palmerreport.com/analysis/linds…
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Donald Trump's day so far:

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Pete Buttigieg did not say he wants to nominate people like Justice Kennedy. He said he wants to expand the court to 15 but let existing justices pick the rest, which would result in picks like Kennedy.

Still, terrible optics to invoke a Trump-Russia scandal player like Kennedy.
Also, why is the mainstream media still ignoring the fact that Donald Trump used Deutsche Bank to blackmail Justice Kennedy into resigning so he could nominate Kavanaugh? Scandal of the century.
But back to Buttigieg’s point. The only way to expand the court to 15, and make it sustainable, is to pack it with center-leftists who are just barely on the correct side of the most important issues. Otherwise you eventually still end up with a majority of far-right extremists.
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Donald Trump's day so far:

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